"A meek endeavor to the triumph" by Sampath Jayarathna

Monday, February 06, 2006

Guns Vs Wives

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have anotherfor when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keepanother gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is better than a wife . . . .
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

3 comments:

Nishshanka said...

machan me........Nirmalaata kiyanawa mama uba wrong side yanna hadanawa kiyala......

Anonymous said...

sam it isn't fair to compare wives with guns ok because guns will nevere love you but the wife will love you for ever.
with 4 nim

Anonymous said...

Hey, you forgot a reason! You can shoot your gun, but you can't shoot your wife!